Macaulay Culkin

May we smear sunscreen on your fair epidermis, Macaulay?
Won't you trot like a colt from whatever cave you hide in to play with the children, Macaulay?
Tut tut, Macaulay, don't pretend you've already peaked-
We know better! We know better than that, you dear little Culkin!
MaCulkin! Maculkin! Please be majestic, please reach full potential
You little MicJagga, you mini Mic Jackson, Mic Mouse
You're an icon MaCulkin, now act like it!