AH HOLE AH HOLE

"leather doggy"

GOOOOOODMORNING FAGGOTS! Wake up and smell the poop! This is the day you've all been praying for and you didn't even know it. January 23rd - do you know what that means? One week after MLK day, two weeks after Friday da 13th....any guesses, Bueller? You got it, January's cherries have made it BAK! Come cherrie pick with AH HOLE - itz our 1 year anniversary! Rev up for the one day of the year when Bloggers go wild! "Re-runs", "Best of", "Circle of Life," "Cirque du Soleil," whatever you wanna kall et - but no matter what, stay tuned!

Phil Lynott - One Wish

"Blob Face," Daif King, 2011

link, link

"Life and Death," Tom Otterness, 1982-91

man eats one child and gives birth to another

Opening Tonight @ Anton Kern

Anton Kern

532 W. 20th St.

NY, NY

Sergej Jenson

January 20 - February 25, 2012

"THE BUZZ CLUB, LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND/MYSTERYWORLD, ZAANDAM, NETHERLANDS," RINEKE DIJKSTRA, 1996-97

Opening Tonight @ Horton Gallery

Horton Gallery
504 W 22nd St.
NY, NY

Natasza Niedziolka
White Shadow

January 19 - February 25, 2012

"Untitled," Nikolas Gambaroff, 2010

"Shadow Cuts," Martin Arnold, 2010

"Heavy Dog Kiss," Dennis Oppenheim

Chump of the Month

Hey Chump, you know who you are. Yes you. You think 2012 is all about you? Think you can march right into our life and take over, take advantage, take souls. Power trips, moneybags, this, that, and the other! Geeez, get a grip on reality, buster! Bloggers have feelings, too. Dah big apple has e-nuff of your kind parading down Broadway. You think you're an alternative mogul? Glitter, jazz, snazz, Duchamp, uptown, downtown, Little Italy - There's no such thing as "Indie Wall Street", FOOL. You think you can lure AH HOLE in like some tripped-out little broad at a Halloween party? You think luck be a lady? You think you're Bohemian? Think you're an honorary AH HOLE? Think Again. Listen up, Chump, schemes are to AH HOLE what jive is to hands. Drop your ego at the door.FACE IT.

"Portrait of my sister, Tisch Abelow," Joshua Abelow, 2004

"Untitled (Tiger in a Cage, Lao Hu)," Robert Longo, 2010

Hunk of the Month, Dirk Bogarde

Scoundrel. Cameleon. Debbonaire. Hunk. Some say "Nothing says Dirk Bogarde like DIRK BOGARDE," but we say "Nothing says Dirk Bogarde like when AH HOLE cums in it's pants!" Now we'll show you blogSPOT! This underground rascal may not catch your eye at first glance, but believe you me, keep watching! Go on, watch The Night Porter,watch The Servant. We DARE you. Afterwards you'll feel like a real peeping Tom - and that's exactly what he wants! "Touch me, teach me, eat me, beat me!" He will have you screaming! Oh, those subtle glances, that sly grin....What IS he thinking? You KNOOOOW it's bbbbbbBAD! Girls, boys, masters, maids - doesn't matter as long as it's causing trouble! What a Devil - devilishly handsome, that is. A true unappreciated suave of the sixties and seventies. Homo but, who cares when this fag has you up his sleeve. Thanks for starting off the New Year as AH HOLE'S January Hunk of the Month, Dirk. RIP.