" wow town is crazy right now!!!! no where to park, and if i see another dirtbag van camping out on a parking space im going to ram it with my G-ride!!! LOL probably not but it sounds good lol get moving people!"

"Okay so I'm totally happy with the beautiful weather but we could really use some rain to drive out the losers and festival junkie vans! Did they forget how to get down by the river?? GET OUTTA TOWN! I'm with u on this! LOL! "

Opening Tonight @ The Green Gallery

@ 47 Canal Street
New York, NY

August 16 - 28, 2011
Opening reception: August 16, 2011
6-8pm

Sara Clendening, Michelle Grabner, Xav Leplea, Richard Galling, Jose Lerma, Tyson Reeder, Scott Reeder, Peter Barrickman, Nicholas Frank.

t.t.t.h

"corruption"



Nothing says Sunday morning like...

Macaulay Culkin


May we smear sunscreen on your fair epidermis, Macaulay?
Won't you trot like a colt from whatever cave you hide in to play with the children, Macaulay?
Tut tut, Macaulay, don't pretend you've already peaked-
We know better! We know better than that, you dear little Culkin!
MaCulkin! Maculkin! Please be majestic, please reach full potential
You little MicJagga, you mini Mic Jackson, Mic Mouse
You're an icon MaCulkin, now act like it!




"The Nature of the Blog"

Opening Tonight @ John McWhinnie @ GHB


87 Newtown Lane
East Hampton, NY 11937

Tauba Auerbach
A Book is Not An X

August 12th - September 20th, 2011
Opening reception: August 12, 2011
6-8pm

Opening Tonight @ Regina Rex


1717 Troutman #329
Queens, NY

One Night Screening!

PORTAL: Perspectives on Video Performance
Contemporary Video from Sydney

Curated by Janis Ferberg, organized by Stephen Truax

BROWN COUNCIL
ROBIN HUNGERFORD
SAMUEL JAMES
ANDREW NEWMAN
NATHAN BABET
GREER ROCHFORD

William Wegman

Katharina Fritsch, 2006-7

Preview
"Do you know who JOE E. TATA is?"

"Tisch" & "Tisch," Daniel Heidkamp, 2011


Opening Tonight @ Harris Lieberman, organized by West Street Gallery


Heads with Tails

508 W. 26th Street, ground floor
New York, NY

August 11 - September 9, 2011

Sam Anderson, Uri Aran, Bianca Beck, Gene Beery, Sebastian Black, Valentin Carron, Mathew Cerletty, Ann Craven, Max Farago, Gelitin, Van Hanos, Ian Hokin, Jamie Isenstein, Zak Kitnick with Alex Kitnick, Andrew Kuo, Asher Penn, PMD, Scott Reeder, David Shrigley, Michael Smith, Josh Tonsfeldt, Francis Upritchard, William Wegman



Evan Grizis



i wanna talk about me





"Interrogation", 2009, Ignas Krunglevicius


Chump of the Month




Dearest Macaulay,

How are you? In case you're not hip to us, we're AH HOLE AH HOLE, the (online) "People Magazine" of the "art" "world." AH HOLE AH HOLE (which you would LOVE, b.t. dubs) is deeming you August's Chump Of The Month. Yes, you. You must understand, this is not happening because we hate you, this is happening because we love you. A lot. And we are concerned about you, you know, as a friend. Honestly, we feel you have what it takes to be the biggest Hunk of the 21st Century but you're just not living up to your full potential-- and nothing says "Chump" like wasted genius. It really gets us down. Like, c'mon, Macaulay, you're an icon - LIVE IT UP, keep the momentum! Mack dat sh$$$t. The thing is, you are as relevant today in 2011 as you were way back when, in fact you are more relevant now than ever. Who cares about your past anyway. BE HERE NOW. We know you're probably sick of people banking on your fu*%#ked-up and "unique" life, making you out to be someone you're not...but that's the thing - AH HOLE knows you're one of us, we recognize you, and it's deep. We can understand why you would want to hide away, get out of the lime-light, but hey, who says you have to be a movie star? Move on, you're an artist. Seriously. LOOK IN THE MIRROR. HELLLOOO. It's really bunk your parents and lawyers screwed you over and took your money, but why desperately try to make some moola with movies like """Sex and Breakfast,""" when you could have a solo at ART BLOG ART BLOG and make millions and billions? We feel it's time you get out your endless (and priceless) teenage angst in a positive way. Don't be a Chump, Macaulay! Maybe, if you read this letter and shape up a bit, we'll make you Hunk next time. Deal?
Okay, gotta run, hope you're well. Take care!

All of our LOVE,
AH HOLE AH HOLE

ps: miss you! lets shoot up sometime! ;) haha j/k j/k ;)

Opening Tonight @ Night Gallery



204 S. Ave 19
Los Angeles, CA

August 9 - Setember 1, 2011
Opening reception: August 9, 2011
10pm

Darkroom

Justin Thomas Schaefer
Sean Townley
John Bianchi
Jay Heikes

Untitled, Heimo Zobernig, 2010

Detail Image

"Freedom," Joshua Abelow, 2010

the
best
and
worst
thing
about
being
an
artist
is coming
to
terms
with
the
fact
that
NOBODY
cares
about
your
stupid
fucking
work
"survival is hot"
Nothing says Sunday Morning like...

Opening Tonight @ ASS

Ummm, CRASH MUCH?

Opening Tonight @ Halsey Mckay



105 Newtown Lane
East Hampton, NY 11937

August 5 - September 4, 2011
Opening reception: August 5, 2011, 6-9pm

The Idea of the Thing That It Isn't
Curated by Rachel Uffner

Michele Abeles, Martin Soto Climent, Jess Fuller, Tom Holmes, Anya Kielar, Pam Lins, Sam Moyer, Marlo Pascual, Sara Greenberger Rafferty, Roger White, Amy Yao

Back Gallery: Ted Gahl

Opening Today @ MINUS SPACE


98 4th street, buzzer 28
Brooklyn, NY 11231

Pointing a Telescope at the Sun

August 6 - September 17, 2011
Opening reception: August 6, 2011
3-6pm

Gabriele Evertz, Vincent Longo, Doug Ohlson, Robert Swain, Sanford Wurmfeld

"The Three," Katarina Hruskova, 2011