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Cross between scrump and crumpet, i.e.- Sex Biscuit. Commonly used in the South by people who live on mountains and have a deep southern drawl, or widely used anywhere you can find both sex and biscuits.
"Man I shore do love your scrumpets Jeeiimmm, they are goo-ood! Howsabout cookin me up a fresh batch of them there scrumpets"
scrump
Screw + hump = Scrump
do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump
to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;
we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.