Untitled, Heimo Zobernig, 2010

Detail Image

"Freedom," Joshua Abelow, 2010

the
best
and
worst
thing
about
being
an
artist
is coming
to
terms
with
the
fact
that
NOBODY
cares
about
your
stupid
fucking
work
"survival is hot"
Nothing says Sunday Morning like...

Opening Tonight @ ASS

Ummm, CRASH MUCH?

Opening Tonight @ Halsey Mckay



105 Newtown Lane
East Hampton, NY 11937

August 5 - September 4, 2011
Opening reception: August 5, 2011, 6-9pm

The Idea of the Thing That It Isn't
Curated by Rachel Uffner

Michele Abeles, Martin Soto Climent, Jess Fuller, Tom Holmes, Anya Kielar, Pam Lins, Sam Moyer, Marlo Pascual, Sara Greenberger Rafferty, Roger White, Amy Yao

Back Gallery: Ted Gahl

Opening Today @ MINUS SPACE


98 4th street, buzzer 28
Brooklyn, NY 11231

Pointing a Telescope at the Sun

August 6 - September 17, 2011
Opening reception: August 6, 2011
3-6pm

Gabriele Evertz, Vincent Longo, Doug Ohlson, Robert Swain, Sanford Wurmfeld

"The Three," Katarina Hruskova, 2011

Andrey Monastyrsky

Diana @ 50

Night Gallery Presents...

NIGHT PAPERS First Edition RETRIBUTION


words + funnies by
KAREN ADELMAN
KATE WOLF
CATHERINE TAFT
NICK FLANAGAN
MARK A. RODRIGUEZ
MIEKE MARPLE
CARA BENEDETTO

& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &

LAUNCH PARTY
Friday August 5th
with Negronis!






DJ sets + performance by
Sun Araw
Maja D'Aoust
Parker Posé & Manuel Labor

7-10pm
PUBLIC FICTION
49 N. Ave 50


Opening 2night @ Tiger Strikes Asteroid


Tracy Thomason: Highlights, Low Fades, & Deep Cuts


August 5 - 28, 2011
Reception: Friday, August 5, 6 – 10pm

Tiger Strikes Asteroid
319A North 11th Street, Suite 2H
Philadelphia PA 19107

hours: Saturday and Sunday, 2pm-6pm and by appointment only
email: TigerStrikesAsteroid (at) gmail (dot) com

Opening 2night @ Jolie Laide

Japeth Mennes & Jeffery Matthews

FRIDAY, AUGUST 5, 6-8 PM
@ Jolie Laide Gallery

224 N. Juniper St.
Philadelphia, Pa 19107

Opening Tonight @ NURTUREart

Opening reception: Friday, August 5, 2011, from 7 to 10 PM
WE ARE: Eliora Pira and Chelsea Haines

NURTUREart, 910 Grand Street, Brooklyn, NY (Subway L Train to Grand Street Stop)

Objects by Scott Lawrence, Anton Terziev, and Stephen Truax compose the exhibition while a Buster Keaton screening and live acts by DAB, Peter D'Amato, Missing Earl, and others make up an open comedy night.

Visitors are encouraged to bring objects they consider comic to add to the exhibition, peruse and add to a YouTube video comedy play list, and partake in the open-mike sessions of the night.

nurtureart.org

Attention yung profeshnuls, guess what? Today is your favorite word. "Friday," bitches. Time to bungee off the corporate ladder for a sec but not to worry, there's a crowd below to surf on! Cowabunga! Lallapalooza! Bonnaroo! Woops, one Iphone down in mudpit! Haha, too fucked up. Really letting
go. Plus ecstasy is socially acceptable now so you can spread the raunchy details come Blue Monday. Yes, this could beyou! Just FYI gas is $3.89 a gal so if your gunna zip car or enterprise or whatever just, like, bring your plastic--DUH!-- and bring me along--double DUH!-- I'll blog it! CARPOOL, WOOT WOOT. Then again I need a colon cleanse is that OKAY?


"Ideal for Night Blogging"

Opening Tonight @ ART BLOG ART BLOG


508 W. 26th Street, 11th floor
New York, NY

Snowclones
Curated by Benjamin King (HKJB) & Rob Nadeau

August 4 - August 13, 2011
Opening reception: August 4, 2011
6-9pm


“It’s a hilarious collaboration,” said Hrag Vartanian, the editor of the art blog Hyperallergic.
“One of the reasons he’s climbed so quickly is that he’s very good at self-promotion,” said Paddy Johnson, an art blogger. “Nobody returns an e-mail faster.” Link

Link: tUnE-yArDs played on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night

Hunk Of The Month


















Take It To The Bridge! Jeff Bridges, a star who needs no introduction, is AH HOLE's August's Hunk. Hot as a summer's day, Jeff is the ideal guy when all everybody wants to do is makeout on the beach. He may look a little dumb-- and believe you us, that's part of why we love him! -- but Jeff is one of those versatile Hunks who just cannot be typecast. A real natural. And if you don't buy it? Ponder, for a moment, this: what would the world be without Jeff Bridges? Don't pretend a lump didn't rise in your throat at the thought of such a terrible scenario... your body knows even if your mind stubbornly refuses to consent. Furthermore, had you been there to observe Jeff's birth in John Carpenter's 1984 flick Starman, you would have seen that on his caul was this word--in the palest membrane-- etched: HUNK.

"The Yellow Frog," Gabriel Vormstein

The Yellow Frog

"Untitled (Cards)," Annette Kelm, 2010

If you think I'm hot well then good. I think you're cool and I want to be friends. If you have any questions for me, just ask, seriously, I mean it. Basically I'm a very nice, all American frog--just want to having good times. People get so serious :( I just want to laugh. I'm glad you like my smile. Some say I look like Jennifer Aniston !!! I'm a real open-minded frog, real mature and laid back, not some snappy little tadpole. Just want to have fun, maybe splash around a bit, you know, in the water or whatever but I'm okay to get dirty too ;) Some say I'm wild but don't be scared--I always look before I leap! I don't have any friends here--you're literally the only guy I know-- so come by the hole sometime and get to know a little better! I'm a real caring frog, love to taking care of my guy, show him a good time, giving him massages. I'm up for adventures but also down with R&R, very athletic and full of fun-- I'm a real catch and my ex Lorenzo who I told you about before was just such a fag.