Opening Tonight @ Launch F18
Opening Tonight @ Clifton Benevento
September 8, 2011
...openings @...
Taxter and Spengemann (459 W. 18th St)
Andrew Edlin Gallery (134 10th Avenue)
David Zwirner (525 West 19th Street)
Friedrich Petzel Gallery (537 W. 2nd Street)
Carolina Nitsch Project Room (534 W. 22nd Street)
C24 (514 W. 24th Street)
etc, etc.,etc.
Opening Tonight @ Invisible-Exports

Invisible-Exports
14-A Orchard Street/NY,NY
Lisa Kirk
If You See Something...
September 7 - October 16, 2011
Opening reception: September 7, 2011/6-8pm
Opening Tonight @ Untitled
30 Orchard Street/NY,NY
Believe You Me
September 7 - October 16, 2011
Opening reception: September 7, 2011/6-8pm
Opening Tonight @ Rachel Uffner
Hunk of the Month

Artist, blogger, poet, now-curator, and even friend, AH HOLE AH HOLE has designated September's Hunk of the Month to the one-of-a-bloggist, Joshua Abelow. Don't worry kids, we thought this over long and hard: "Overkill?" "No, lets do it." "Is it too much?" "Who cares if it's too much, it's AH HOLE." "He does so much for us." "Fuck em, no way, let's make him Chump." "Yea, Chump, that's perfect." "But whose it gonna be? It's art month in New York, we need an artist Hunk." "Oh okay, fine, yea, Josh is Hunk."
So, Josh, (yes, we are talking to you now...one of our top-five most avid viewers) (like, actual fan, ever heard of it? - not like you fuckers who lower AH HOLE to your 'google reader' status. Don't you know that part of AH HOLE is going to the blogspot, viewing the ENTIRE PAGE, the way it LOOKS? As supposedly "aesthetically inclined" people, we thought our "readers" would know better.)...anyway, JOSH, back to you: obviously we didn't want to stroke your ego too too much by honoring you as a Hunk (yes, one of many, you are not the only one), BUT daaang, brother, there's no denying: you deserve it.
Not only did Abelow get the September openings rolling with his curatorial debut MAGIC HAND! @ ART BLOG ART BLOG, he has a solo show opening September 29th at Toronto's up-and-coming gallery Tomorrow, AND today of all days, September 3rd, is this miracle-of-genetic's 35th Birthday!
So, Josh, just as you thought birthday presents couldn't get any better than electric blankets and "I Love New York" mugs....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOSH. We hope you enjoy being September's finest, Hunk of the Month. ;) AH HOLE AH HOLE wouldn't be the same without you.
Hey all you sluts, it's FRIDAY. Just remember you heard it here first. And since we're on the subject of memory, hey guys, seriously, remember AH HOLE AH HOLE? Me three. Oh how the cobblestones of Memory Lane twist our ankle in their lucidity! It hurts! It hurts so good. But I mean goddamn, what the hell are we getting all mushy about? We've still got the future! Still got a few hats up our sleeve, a few sleeves up our ah hole... like we always say, bloggers can't be choosers. It's a tough blog but somebody's got to blog it. I'm posting this.
Opening Tonight @ NURTUREart

NUTUREart
910 Grand Street
Brooklyn, NY
WE ARE: Jonathan Ehrenberg and Meredith James
September 1 - September 5, 2011
Opening reception: September 2, 2011
7-11pm
Opening Tonight @ Bodega
OPENING TONIGHT @ ART BLOG ART BLOG!!
508 W. 26th Street, 11th fl.
New York, NY
MAGIC HAND
Curated by Joshua Abelow
September 1 - September 17, 2011
Opening reception: September 1, 2011
6-9pm
Opening Tonight @ Feature Inc.
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