"It is said: the enemy of your enemies is your friend...Well, Movie Friends have no enemies! We're just a couple of guys tryin' to make it in this crazy world. And when we're on - we're ON! And tonight we're on with ISHTAR! Unspeakable crimes against music! Covert CIA operations! A blind camel! It's show-biz, folks! Ishtar is everything you wish...tar...This-tar is comedy gold! So, don't be a scmuck! Don't miss-tar ISHTAR! We're telling the truth - it's dangerous business! And we're NOT KGB agents - we're just entertainers...Bomb or Brillance? You be the judge...KGB tonight - 11pm and free as usual..." - Jeff