- Cody. Do you have dementia? Like, did you forget to love me today? Cooooody. Why don't you pick up your phone? Oh yeah, I just met Joaquin Phoenix. He was awesome.

- JOAQUIN PHEONIX?! CALL ME BACK, BIOTCH, I NEED TO KNOW!

And then in a text she told me she only said she met him to get my attention.

(it worked)