Artist, blogger, poet, now-curator, and even friend, AH HOLE AH HOLE has designated September's Hunk of the Month to the one-of-a-bloggist, Joshua Abelow. Don't worry kids, we thought this over long and hard: "Overkill?" "No, lets do it." "Is it too much?" "Who cares if it's too much, it's AH HOLE." "He does so much for us." "Fuck em, no way, let's make him Chump." "Yea, Chump, that's perfect." "But whose it gonna be? It's art month in New York, we need an artist Hunk." "Oh okay, fine, yea, Josh is Hunk."
So, Josh, (yes, we are talking to you now...one of our top-five most avid viewers) (like, actual fan, ever heard of it? - not like you fuckers who lower AH HOLE to your 'google reader' status. Don't you know that part of AH HOLE is going to the blogspot, viewing the ENTIRE PAGE, the way it LOOKS? As supposedly "aesthetically inclined" people, we thought our "readers" would know better.)...anyway, JOSH, back to you: obviously we didn't want to stroke your ego too too much by honoring you as a Hunk (yes, one of many, you are not the only one), BUT daaang, brother, there's no denying: you deserve it.
Not only did Abelow get the September openings rolling with his curatorial debut MAGIC HAND! @ ART BLOG ART BLOG, he has a solo show opening September 29th at Toronto's up-and-coming gallery Tomorrow, AND today of all days, September 3rd, is this miracle-of-genetic's 35th Birthday!
So, Josh, just as you thought birthday presents couldn't get any better than electric blankets and "I Love New York" mugs....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOSH. We hope you enjoy being September's finest, Hunk of the Month. ;) AH HOLE AH HOLE wouldn't be the same without you.