First he tied me up with bungees, then he threatened to hijack my blog. I'm so afraid. I am just so afraid...
I know I need to get a grip... stand my ground... play it cool... keep it together... (roll a blunt.) Okay, fine, I'll curate it. Let's shake. Consider it blogged. Or should we sleep on it??????? On a scale from 1 to 10, how gay are you? Duh I'll wear a sketchy baller cap, duh. Finders keeeepers, ah holes. I look so good in everything, Midas touch, bebe. "So sue me." Lawsuits make me wet. YUP, you sued me. Feels like years ago but it was only last month. Fucking landlords. Lords as if. I'll show you lords. But here I am blogging your ear off again...