Hey all you haters out there, what's your damage? That's right, AH HOLE is gonna stop the world and blog with you, Nick Cage. Or shall we call you Randy? Because we sure as hell are randy for you.
There's a lot of shit-talk that goes on involving this unappreciated Hunk. Sure City of Angels wasn't so bitchin', and Leaving Las Vegas didn't quite make the cut, but why focus on the negative? If negativity is your MO, then we're positive you must've missed Cage at his 19-year-old-finest in 1983's gem of all gem's Valley Girl (aka: Valley Gul). It's like totally tubular, mon. For sure.
So, haters, you best reevaluate your judgements, and get on track with this totally tripendicular Summer beach babe. Do you have angst in your pants? Comon', don't be dull, let's hear you say it: "Okay - so he's AWESOME!"