I even forget about my own fucking blog 

9 Are Killed in Biker Gang Shootout in Waco

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charles dickens

So, you moved to Brooklyn and you have your authentic giant beard and your authentic jeans that look ripped from working in the factory all day and your authentic flannel, but you still feel empty for some reason. Something is missing, you just can’t put your finger on it… Well, we’re here to help, by letting you know that you could be the proud new owner of 22 bales of hay if you just take a ride on the L train. Or maybe not the L train, maybe you should rent a beat up old pickup truck for this occasion.

The above hay bales were apparently part of an art exhibit off the Halsey L stop, but now the art is over and the dismantling has begun. Part of that dismantling is figuring out what to do with 22 bales of hay, and the owners settled on just offering them up on Craigslist. The hay bales are “like new,” which is good, but keep in mind that the owners prefer you take all of the hay off their hands instead of just one or two bales.

Like the Empire Records sign being offered on eBay, there’s obviously the issue of where to fit all that hay once you get it. Think of that later. Right now, just think about how an apartment full of hay bales is the key that will unlock your ultimate authenticity, allowing you to laugh in the face of those who think they can signal masculinity better than you.

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OH TOO FUNNY PAUL!!! But i am saddened about that smashed Twombly! Yikes!!!! People should be on leashes when entering a Museum.

His words, two parts Shakespeare to one part Samuel Beckett, seem likely to be burned onto our period’s memory: “There it is. You’re caught. You’re right, of course. But you can’t imagine. Arrest him. I don’t know what’s in the house. Oh, I want this. What a disaster. He was right. I was wrong. And the burping. I’m having difficulty with the question. What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course.”

THROUGHOUT OUR conversation, Lucas kept returning to the question of how exactly she should use what she repeatedly and frankly calls her power, by which she means her personal magnetism as well as her ability to make art. She doesn’t know exactly what it is or what it’s for. Making objects is not a compulsion for Lucas, though she does like the way her sculptures externalize ideas. What she’s looking for, she thinks, are fertile environments, situations with potential. “Really,” she says, “the point of art for me was that I wanted to carry on talking and thinking with other people.”

FREDDY PRESENTS DICK

March 7th - March 28th, 2015
Opens Saturday, March 7th from 7-9pm

Tisch Abelow I have lost 18 pounds Daniel! For the past couple weeks I have lost so much weight. I have been using these new berry drops I seen on Dr.0z(y) Cant believe how well it worked, let me know how it works for you:D Check the site out, Tyype in with no spaces ---> www .RaspDr. C0M

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STERLING WELLS @ LANA'S

Sterling Wells

Large Ear >PP+EPDM-TX10<

Opening Wednesday, February 18, 2015 / 7-10PM

February 18, 2015 - March 4, 2015, open by appointment only. 

"I didn't understand why they had to rip new holes in me, instead of using the holes I came with.  The screwing stopped and the hands went away. The air moving past me reminded me of driving.  I felt like I was at the top of the Verrazano Bridge, but I couldn't move.  I looked out and saw that we were on an island of foliage surrounded by water.  Several other islands were nearby, but in the distance I saw nothing but ocean that became sky."

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Manuel Gnam

Infertility researchers in Israel have found a 15-minute encounter with a clown immediately after fertility treatment dramatically increased the chances of a successful pregnancy.

U.K's Selfridges Department Store Goes Gender Neutral

The Huffington Post  |  By Kira Brekke

Understand the meanings of looking.

• When you look strangers in the eye, you are saying, "I want to know more about you."
• When you stare at strangers in the eye without a smile, it can be interpreted as antagonism.
• When you look people in the mouth, you are saying, "I am not comfortable looking into your eyes" or "I want to kiss you."
• When your eyes are locked onto a specific part of a person's face you are saying, "I am nervous."
• When you look away from a person routinely or lean away from them, you are saying, "I don't like you." This also goes for being made uncomfortable by the person, or shyness.
• When you raise one eyebrow, you are saying, "oh really?"
• When you roll your eyes upwards, you are saying, "I am imagining"
• When you close your eyes halfway, you are saying, "I am suspicious."
• When you look down, you are saying, "I'm thinking."
• When you widen your eyes, you are saying, "I am amazed." 
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• Express yourself through facial features.
• • When you wink you are saying, "It's our little secret."
  • When you smile subtly, you are saying, "Here is a gesture of approval."
  • When you smile with teeth and close your eyes a bit, you are saying, "I am very happy."
  • When you walk constantly looking at the ground, you are feeling unconfident.
  • When you frown, you are saying, "I am bored/unhappy."
  • When you drop your jaw, you are saying, "I don't believe it."
  • When you bite your bottom lip while gazing at a person, you are saying, "I'm flirty."
  • When you bite your bottom lip, you are saying, "I'm nervous" or "I'm uncomfortable".

Opening Tonight @ LANA'S

LANA'S

Opening January 22, 2015

Featuring the first in a series of monologues, starring Constance Cooper.

(Performance begins)
7 - 9pm 

890 Wyckoff Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11237

Omagh’s ‘Shawshank Husband’ Dug Tunnel From Bedroom To Pub Over 15 Years. LINK

 Capas Wool Newsboy Hat - $30 (financial district)

I purchased this hat at the Village Scandal in the East Village of NYC. I desired a wool newsboy hat and this was the smallest size they carried. I guess I convinced myself it fit when it really didn't. Alas, my head is too small ;( This hat is adorable and perfect for the Fall or Winter. It may fit a woman with a slightly larger head or thick, curly hair. It's just a bit too loose on mine. Otherwise, this would be great for men.

$180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car

"Just a photo of Macaulay Culkin wearing a T-shirt of Ryan Gosling wearing a T-shirt of Macaulay Culkin wearing a T-shirt of Ryan Gosling wearing a T-shirt of Macaulay Culkin"

Cadmium: The rare paint pigment faces a Europe-wide ban and artists are seeing red

Quotes attributable to Anslinger include (and there are certainly more than these): "Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." "You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother." And my personal favorite, "There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the U.S., and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz and swing result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others."Examples of the war on drugs being a war on class persist to the present, as in the case of the difference of penalty associated with rock and powder cocaine. 

Dante Alighieri's poetic masterpiece, The Divine Comedy, is a moving human drama, an unforgettable visionary journey through the infinite torment of Hell, up the arduous slopes of Purgatory, and on to the glorious realm of Paradise—the sphere of universal harmony and eternal salvation.

"There is no guarantee a stupid Dalai Lama won’t come next" - The Dalai Lama tells BBC Newsnight that he may be the last to hold the title.

MoMA Plans a Yoko Ono Show

An anonymous "layaway angel" spent $20,000 paying off every single layaway account at a Toys R Us store in Bellingham, Mass., on Wednesday, said Adrienne O'Hara, a spokesperson for Toys R Us.

"Creep" When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here She's running out the door She's running out She run run run run... Run... Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here

Did you know there are hay scams?
Please be careful in your transactions.