AH HOLE AH HOLE: March 2012

"Oranur Experiment," Linder, 2011

@ Thomas Erben

Thomas Erben

526 W. 26th Street, 4th floor

NY, NY

That This Is

Lauren Luloff

William Santen

Cassie Raihl

March 29 - April 28, 2012

"Head on a Ramp," Julian Schnabel, 1989

LULOFF LINK #2

LULOFF LINK #3

"Blog On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown"

Tonight @ 711

711 Gallery

711 Washington Street

(between Perry and 11th Street)

New York, NY

In conjunction with her current solo exhibition on view, Battle for Lagniappe, Z Behl debuts a new performance this Wednesday, March 21 from 7-8pm.

Opening tonight @ OPENSPACE

OPENSPACE
5 White Street, Loft 2A

New York, NY 10013

(between West Broadway & Church Street)

COMING HOME
curated by Mustafa Farhad

March 21-27, 2012
Opening Reception: March 21, 6-9 pm

Marlene Mariam Terwilliger
Joachim ‘Yoyo’ Friedrich
Mustafa Farhad
One-Sun
Pipi
Saskia Friedrich
Cynthia Zinser

Now that's ripe!

A dazzling nipple peeking out of the shirt. Nope, gotcha, it's a boner. Is it a Latte? (It's okay to be gay, you know) Sort of, an Americano. Oh, ah, yes, I see, delicious. Am I right? It's delicious right? Shut up, that's """SUBJECTIVE""". Young moolah. Are you mamma? Of course my darling. Are you Daddy? Fuck you, kid, get a life. Okay, wait. It's subjective? No you idiot, it is not subjective. It's a great opportunity to show them. Well was it dazzling?

What? My text. Yes "Gustav Eriksson," it was. No hom', but did my swipe turn you on? Your dejaying was better than your swipe... though I appreciated the drinks (even though I'm underaged;) Were the drinks subjective? SHUT UP. Nice phonecase btw-- I'm really digging the punk vibe... sort of Little Orphan Annie (LOA) meets Wall Street (WS)...Oh stop! That's toooo hot.

Okay, so it's settled: I'm writing your autobiography. Yes, it's called Duane's Weed. Nah it's called White Men CAN Jah. Yeah, yeah make up some new ones, how about. So what you're tacitly saying is you no love me no mo'? Yup, I'm in love with a nipple, I mean your best friend. OH GOD OH GOD ANYTHING BUT THIS. Just kidding me and Richard Prince are dating. No way! R.P's my granddad! Oh yeah? Well he's my sugardad so booya. Oh yeah? How many swigs till you get to the middle of a wiggle? I SAID NO RIDDLES, AH HOLE. WHAT PART OF NO RIDDLES DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?