Chump of the Month

All right already! You WIN, Colonel Gaddafi! You made the cut, BIG TYME!! You are, without a doubt, the biggest CHUMP OF THE MONTH to date. Or are you last month's chump? No, that was Franco. What month is it again? Oh yeah, it's April. "April Frogs!"

So we aren't specialists on astrology or anything but Mercury is retrograde, coincidence? "We Report, You Decide." At any rate, comon', like, chill. Control freak, much? Give it up, think twitter and snap out of it already. Do you really want to "die a martyr?" Chump of the month?More like GRUMP of the Month. Btw, "SAY CHEESE," ever heard of smiling? We're blogging you.