Chump of the Month

Thaaaaaat's right! Just when you thought he'd finally gone away, we're putting O.J. right back on the table where he belongs. A little advice: if ever, under any circumstances, asked, "who dun it?" the answer is, and will always be, "O.J. Simpson."

Well, hombre, this time the evidence is irrefutable-- you dun become our Chump of the Month. Thanks for leaving such a bad taste in the mouths of all us youngsters as we struggled to grow in the pervasive atmosphere of your scandal; our still idealistic souls yearning to believe in the objectivity of justice yet cued in, by your smirking face alone, to it's unreality.